One of the first students in this morning was Evie, who immediately strode purposefully to my desk for the following very important conversation.
Evie: “What did you think of Kanye’s contacts?”
Me: Blank stare
Evie: “At the met gala? His contacts??”
Me: “Oh, I didn’t watch that.”
Evie: “It was all over social media!”
Me: Blank stare, slowly sipping my tea.
Evie: “What are you even doing with your life?”